So we all know the quintessential British guy. Mostly we know his accent. In movies no matter if he’s nerdy, incredibly hot, or just a downright jerk his voice alone can make it all not seem as bad. So what can a sexy voice help you get away with vs. our All-American men? The following is not in any particular order.
- Being ugly. This includes bald heads, beady eyes, and crooked teeth. Even though crooked teeth is usually a deal breaker all you really have to do is close your eyes and listen to the voice.
- Smoking on British men is sophisticated whereas American men who smoke are seen as trashy or basically in love with Nascar.
- Jewelry. British guys can really pull off jewelry. Thumb rings, diamonds, whatever. Instead of looking like a greased up Jersey Shore star they are just incredibly hot.
- No college plans. Nowadays if you go to college you always look for someone with similar goals, but you could be living in your parents’ basement, collecting cats and as long as you have that British accent I can forgive your total lack of ambition.
- Tattoos. They just look so much hotter when you have an accent, especially a British accent.
- Drinking. British men just look more classy when they drink and hotter. Even when shouting for their favorite football club in a pub. Whereas all American men drinking reminds you off is horrific prom nights, Nascar, and frat boys getting picked up by the cops.
So in conclusion, yes to the ugly, smoking, jewelry-wearing, dead-end plans-having, tattoo-covered, drinking British man. I will be yours as long as your have that incredibly hot British accent.
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